In theory, it will achieve perpetual motion. In practice, it drinks perpetually until either (1) the water gets warm, or (2) the bird’s head dries off.
I always thought that “flammable” and “inflammable” meant the same thing, but clearly “non-flammable” would mean it’s not flammable, so this is just false advertising (i.e., lying), isn’t it?
Jay has a theory that would make it possible to have a flammable non-flammable bird, but I don’t know if I buy it. He says the liquid inside used to be flammable, but now it is non-flammable. The outside plastic, however, might still be flammable, so it is hence a flammable, non-flammable bird.
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1 alejna // Nov 16, 2007 at 1:42 pm
Are they also suggesting that this product will achieve perpetual motion?
2 jean // Nov 16, 2007 at 2:05 pm
In theory, it will achieve perpetual motion. In practice, it drinks perpetually until either (1) the water gets warm, or (2) the bird’s head dries off.
3 Aimee // Nov 24, 2007 at 8:53 am
I always thought that “flammable” and “inflammable” meant the same thing, but clearly “non-flammable” would mean it’s not flammable, so this is just false advertising (i.e., lying), isn’t it?
4 jeanerz // Nov 29, 2007 at 11:53 am
Jay has a theory that would make it possible to have a flammable non-flammable bird, but I don’t know if I buy it. He says the liquid inside used to be flammable, but now it is non-flammable. The outside plastic, however, might still be flammable, so it is hence a flammable, non-flammable bird.
I just think it’s a lie.
5 Kurt // Jan 29, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Look, a bunch of gays gave you that bird, so yes, it is flaming.
How are you? Girl, I need to mail you this CD. Rick and I are planning our UK trip after the summer. It is too damn expensive to fly there in July.
6 Aimee // Feb 1, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Hey, Jean. How was South Africa? Did you get your study done?
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