1. Since your name is so similar, do people sometimes confuse you with Joan Crawford?
2. Do they shout lines from Mommy Dearest at you?
3. How do you feel about toothpaste chemistry?
Entries from March 2006
More things to ask me at a cocktail party
March 30th, 2006 · 1 Comment
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Things to ask me at a cocktail party
March 29th, 2006 · 2 Comments
1. Did your grandfather really invent the paper milk carton?
2. Were you really propositioned for sex by an international reggae star?
3. What’s it like to mistakenly be in a drug bust?
4. And along those lines, what were you doing staying in a brothel?
5. You got married in New Orleans?
6. You went to high school with […]
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